That’s why we wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. Plus it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like “Oh no, Jesus is dead”, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin’ up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. Suits,' a bartender at MacLaren's (essentially the gang's version of 'Friends' hangout Central Perk) refuses to date Barney because he wears suits. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I died yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like “Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a Saturday. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. “Jesus waited three days to come back to life. “It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”Ĥ. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t. You’re way out of practice and she’s way too hot for you. “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can’t. Hes an appearance-obsessed mans man whos built his life around the material trappings of. (Don’t watch How I Met Your Mother? You can watch new episodes on CBS and reruns on Lifetime. For better or worse, Barney Stinson personifies the suit identity.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |